fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

(via icarlyslut)

im-batman-in-a-dress:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????

(via be-a-crown)

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

(via irrational-mars)

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(via irrational-mars)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

(via irrational-mars)


alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via whysoperf)